“I mean, this is the greatest place in the world. Working here is the most delicious security blanket combined with an ice-cream cone.” 

-Nick Offerman

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Keynote: “Broad City” Showcase - MIPTV 2014

Amy Poehler, Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer (“Broad City”), Kent Alterman (Comedy Central) and Caroline Beaton (Viacom) take the MIPTV stage to explore the series’ success and new opportunities created by the web impacting today’s comedy development process for TV.

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tomhazeldine:

And in that moment we were the apple guy.

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I have a prime opportunity to write this damn paper that is due before 5pm today…and I simply cannot. There is a block in my head that keeps me from doing any work. It’s awful and extremely troubling. It’s like high school all over again. My professors know I’m intelligent and understand the material but are confused at my inability to put it on paper. I’ve checked out. I’m tired of these lame classes on things I already know. I made a huge mistake registering for these classes. I wasted time and money. And I’m gonna have a low gpa from getting Cs and Ds instead of As like I used to get. It sucks. And what sucks the most is that I can change it. Turn this all around. But I don’t feel like it. It’s too much work. It’s procrastination at its finest.

cross out the things you’ve done

Graduated high school. Kissed someone. Collected something really stupid. Smoked a cigarette. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself. Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleepSpent over $200 in one day. Flown on a plane. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing. Have a best friend. Lost someone you loved. Shoplifted something. Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. Skipped school. Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country. Dropped out of school. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Had an online diary. Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Swam with dolphins. Taken a lie detector test. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe. Loved someone you shouldn’t have. Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Had stitches. Taken a taxi. Seen the Washington Monument. Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. Overdosed. Been in a fist fight. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig. Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Got straight A’s. Been on the Honor Roll. Know someone with HIV or AIDS. Played on a sports team. Snuck out of the house.  Swore at a teacher. Gone laser tagging. Had a romantic relationship. Been on the TV. French braided. Skinny-dipped. Driven a car. Performed in front of an audience. Gone bungee-jumping. Been to Mexico. Crashed a car. Sky dived. Been kissed in the rain. Made an 11:11 wish .Drank alcohol. Forwarded a chain letter. Made a mistake.

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I’m rewatching all of LOST because, well why not. And I still cannot stand the Outlaws episode. So boring! I mean, I like Kate x Sawyer but this episode has the worst pacing ever. Season 1 would’ve been perfect without it.

nerdywyatt:

Chris Pratt arrives at Paleyfest.

nerdywyatt:

Chris Pratt arrives at Paleyfest.

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There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true, but I know white people went all the way to Africa to get out of doing work.

Lance Crouther

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